Just the other day in the White House mail room we got us about a ton of pretzels sent my our good friend Jack Shirack and Kolin Powl. Wheel. How nice.... I Havn't had pretzels since the last super bowel and these cheese eaters forgot the 5th of Jack. Nother diplomatic slip like that and we will have to bomb the fuckers like those old oil mongering towel heads we bombed in March.

George W. Bush